Y’all I’m not joking. I’M CHUGGING THE COFFEE!

Today is the first time in a loooong time that I have drank coffee. Talk about wakey wakey! I need to clean the house today because I had to quit using the maid because I quit my crappy job. Also, having major foot surgery on tuesday. I won’t be able to walk or drive for 3 weeks. I got highlights yesterday so I will be a pretty invalid. :) Still freaking out a bit. I’ll have two screws in my foot. Yikers! Sorry for rambling. It’s the coffee’s fault.

Soooooo true :)

Flood and slug on the window

It’s rainy as dicks outside and there is a tornado warning AND MY SATELLITE TV IS NOT WORKING!

I am still in bed. Hubs left for work and took the kiddo to school. It’s my first Monday home since quitting my crappy job last week. Yes, last Wednesday I went to lunch and never came back. FEELS GREAT! So, just laying in bed playing with my phone, watching GMA, and listening to the rain. Heaven.

I thought the whole purpose of growing up was so that you could stay up late on a school (work) night. I’m tired. Goodnight. :p

No you just dropped and broke a 1.5 liter bottle of Pinot Grigio.

Now my garage smells like a wino died in there. :(